Beer and a dipstick

Bloody hell, my kid had a bad day behavior-wise. I am so looking forward to when she turns 13. Yeah right, I'm begging for suicide!

Row, row, row your boat
Down the stream
Merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream

In some ways, life is a dream or a nightmare. Your call, amigo.

I am looking forward to August when my sister, bro-in-law, and my two nephies embark upon a trek to visit us. There is a catch. That is if the gas price goes down. Somewhere, an oil executive is sitting back and smoking a cigar. His pants are down and if you peek over the desk, you'll see George H. W. Bush giving him a blowjob with a dipstick up his ass.

Clark's Chambers Bed n' Breakfast Inn - what an awesome place. It's owned and managed by an elderly couple and they were very, very sweet. We enjoyed our stay there very much! We could see the water and the Dungeness Spit from one of the two windows in our room. I still think about that weekend.

That is it for now.

Till then.

Live free.

Enjoy life.

Drink a bottle of beer.